Penguin 1
Penguin 2
Lets
Fuckin
Goon
Meet the Gooners
The gooners are not your regular penguins. In fact, they are probably the most degenerate, retarded penguins you've ever met. You've been warned.
Penguin 1
Skipper

Gets hard when $Mother is up

Shilled his bags to Tate on his livestream

Allergic to profit

Flipper

Jerks off to Caitlyn Jenner

Student at Hustler's University

Just got rugged on the 20th influencer token

Penguin 2
Penguin 1
Dipper

Had a 10 hour goon session to Caroline Ellison

Lifetime sub to Kazumi's OnlyFans

Has calls for Luna at $20 expiring in a month

Ripper

Faded MOTHER and FATHER on the same day

Tried to buy SISTER

Got scammed

Penguin 2
The higher the price, the harder they ape.
The gooners don't give a fuck
"Don't fade, get pade" they say
Anyway, the gooners have a plan...
A plan that will make everyone reeech!
They call it "The Plan". Dumb fucking birds.
The lads don't agree on many plays.
But they liked this one.
So...
Even Kipper loaded his bags – And he's a real retard.
Quick, grab a bag!
Because we all know what happens to those who fade...
Penguin 1
Chatper 1: Coming soon...